Welcome to the Laser Kiwi Legends Membership sign-up.

There are only 100 available per year so hop to it. The membership includes a bunch of awesome tickets to exclusive shows but you will also be supporting the heck out of your favorite Surreal Sketch Circus Trio and the wider NZ variety scene.

Below is a quick breakdown of what you get! Keep scrolling for more details on the perks, why we are doing this and what it will mean for IDIOM.

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$300 (+ extra if you feel that vibe and have the resources)

๐Ÿฎ๐—ซ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—œ๐——๐—œ๐—ข๐— 
+ Up to four 30% discounted tickets for friends.
๐Ÿฎ๐—ซ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—œ๐——๐—œ๐—ข๐—  ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ-๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜† (MEMBERS and SPONSORS Exclusive)
+ Two free drinks
+ Live Band
+ Mix and mingle with the cast of IDIOM and other supporters.
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4๐—ซ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—ฅ๐—”๐—ง๐—–๐—› ๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜
๐Ÿญ๐—ซ ๐„๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐‹๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ป
1X Holiday Greetings Card

+ Warm fuzzy feeling for supporting the arts

Much love from Laser Kiwi!

*Shows are in Wellington, NZ


Without blabbering on for too long about all our hopes and dreams it seems appropriate that we give a little insight into why we are doing this!

The pandemic gave us the time & space to produce more shows and it's been an incredible experience. We're stoked with the community we're building in Wellington and the caliber of IDIOM and all it's becoming!

Now we're staring down the barrel of what seems like the end of (or at least a substantial shift for) the pandemic. A shift that is going to see us swept away by the national & international festivals. We are amped to get back on the road again... but we want our cake and to eat it too (is that an IDIOM?). So, for IDIOM to fit in with touring, venue availability & other things you donโ€™t need to worry your head aboutโ€ฆ we are shifting up the game.

Our goal for IDIOM is to become an iconic Wellington institution like WOW or the Pantomime or putting soap in the bucket fountain. To achieve this we have to turn up the heat anywayโ€ฆ So why not turn it up now?

News hot off the press: IDIOM is shifting to December and running for the full month!!

We are going bigger with the show, with the marketing, with the... everything. And we plan to continue this into the future! So that we can:

  • Share the show with more people
  • Offer meaningful work to the incredible artists
  • Build a sustainable, recurring production
  • Make IDIOM even more iconic

Why all this membership palaver? Because, honestly we couldnโ€™t do it without you!

We know we have an audience out there who want to get behind us, and this is a way we can let you do that! It'll create a bunch of certainty for us & with this certainty we can take more risks and feel anchored to Wellington and our IDIOM family, even while on the road.

So thatโ€™s the basic โ€œwhyโ€ - now for the nitty grittyโ€ฆ



2 x Tickets to IDIOM (Full month of December)

Available for any night (we recommend opening weekend)

Also a 30% discount code under your name for up to 4 friends (Members get priority over these tickets so no guarantees there will be space in opening weekend)

2 x Tickets to IDIOM Opening Weekend Afterparty (Members and Sponsors Exclusive - 2nd and 3rd Dec)

  • Two free drinks
  • Live Band
  • Mix and mingle with the cast of IDIOM and other supporters.

1 x Table (4 seats) @ Legend only Pictionary (Superfan Exclusive - Dates TBC)

Think pub quiz except silly doodle instead of trivia! It's chill.

4 x Tickets to Scratch Night Live (13th August)

New material night featuring Laser Kiwi and guests.

A behind-the-scenes experience that gives you a sneak peak into how material is made.

This will be a hoot. Incredible artists trying new stuff.

1 x Holiday Greetings Card
1 x 2022 LEGEND Enamel pin


Some fine print:

Show dates may or may not work for you. If they donโ€™t, you are more than welcome to pass the tickets on to a friend, or hawk them off for a mad profit.

We are currently working though the details of artist availability for the IDIOM December season. At this stage it is looking like IDIOM will be a re-launch ofย  003 (as seen in August 2021) because it was a good one and our season was cut short by the covid! Most likely it'll be more of a 3.5 because we will be turning it up!

All these shows are in Wellington, NZ.


Here are some more perks! Slightly less exciting as the main perks hence affectionately naming them "Side Perks."

  • 25% Discount codes to all other Laser Kiwi shows and Merch
  • 20% - 50% Discount code to any show put on by our friends at COLOSSAL
  • Eternal gratitude for supporting local performing arts
  • First right to Renewal (This is a yearly subscription and you will get first dibs on the 2023 membership)
2022 Legends Membership - $300
(+ extra if you feel that vibe and have the resources)

$300 is a bomb price for these experiences, and it still genuinely provides us with some financial support to level up IDIOM.

If you are in a position to offer more, an extra $50 would be out of this world, an extra $200 would be ace and if you have a casual 10k to drop on supporting what we do, we would love to chat about how we can make it work for you.

We know everyone has a different financial story and if you canโ€™t afford anything on top donโ€™t stress. It means the world that you are here and THANKYOU.


Nice work making it to the end!

We would be over the moon to have you onboard as a legend!