There are only 100 available per year so hop to it. The membership includes a bunch of awesome tickets to exclusive shows but you will also be supporting the heck out of your favorite Surreal Sketch Circus Trio and the wider NZ variety scene.

Below is a quick breakdown of what you get! Keep scrolling for more details on why we are doing this and more details on perks.

LOCAL ๐‹๐„๐†๐„๐๐ƒ๐’ ๐Œ๐„๐Œ๐๐„๐‘๐’๐‡๐ˆ๐ - only 100 available
$35pm (Patreon Subscription)

๐Ÿฎ๐—ซ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—œ๐——๐—œ๐—ข๐— 
+ Up to four 30% discounted tickets for friends.
๐Ÿฎ๐—ซ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—œ๐——๐—œ๐—ข๐—  ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ-๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜†
+ Two free drinks
+ Live Band
+ Mix and mingle with the cast of IDIOM and other supporters.
๐Ÿฎ๐—ซ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ to up to 2 other Laser Kiwi Shows each year
+This could be scratch night live, pictionary, or Laser Kiwi itself
+ Pending venue availability e.t.c e.t.c
30% off Tickets for all shows over and above

+ Warm fuzzy feeling for supporting the arts

Much love from Laser Kiwi!

*Shows are in Wellington, NZ


Without blabbering on for too long about all our hopes and dreams it seems appropriate that we give a little insight into why we are doing this!

We absolutely love Wellington! We are all born and bred in Poneke and cut our teeth on the awesome local audiences. The city is part of the reason we are the artists we are today. However we constantly being swept away by the national & international festivals. And we are incredibly excited to tour overseas and quite frankly its the only way to make a living in this industry... but we want our cake and to eat it too.

Producing shows in Wellington is a key part of our calendar! Along with our other smaller shows the cornerstone of this is IDIOM.

Our goal for IDIOM is to become an iconic Wellington institution like WOW or the Pantomime or putting soap in the bucket fountain. To achieve this we have to keep turning up the heat and taking risksโ€ฆ

Touring overseas to big established festivals is comparatively easy and less risky thanย  self-producing locally - We need all the help we can get ๐Ÿ˜›

Why all this membership palaver? Because, honestly we couldnโ€™t do it without you!

We know we have an audience out there who want to get behind us, and this is a way we can let you do that! It'll create a bunch of certainty for us & with this certainty we can take more risks and feel anchored to Wellington and our IDIOM family, even while on the road.

So thatโ€™s the basic โ€œwhyโ€ - now for the nitty grittyโ€ฆ



2 x Tickets to IDIOM (Full month of December)

Available for any night (we recommend opening weekend)

Also a 30% discount code under your name for up to 4 friends (Members get priority over these tickets so no guarantees there will be space in opening weekend)

2 x Tickets to IDIOM Opening Weekend Afterparty

  • Two free drinks
  • Live Band
  • Mix and mingle with the cast of IDIOM and other supporters.

2X tickets to up to 2 other shows produced by Laser Kiwi

This could include Scratch Night Live, Pictionary and/or Laser Kiwi trio shows. It is a bit of a fluid soup as it depends on venue and artist availability!

30% off ticket prices to any shows over and above this

If we manage to squeeze out any extra shows you will be the first to know and get a pretty sweet discount you can use yourself of share with friends. This also applies to any shows our friends at COLOSSAL put on.


Some fine print:

Show dates may or may not work for you. If they donโ€™t, you are more than welcome to pass the tickets on to a friend, or hawk them off for a mad profit.

All these shows are in Wellington, NZ.

Wellington Local Legends Membership - $35pm
(Patreon subscription)

$35 per month is a bomb price for these experiences, and it still genuinely provides us with some financial support to level up IDIOM.

We know everyone has a different financial story and if you canโ€™t afford to join donโ€™t stress. It means the world that you are here and THANKYOU.


Nice work making it to the end!

We would be over the moon to have you onboard as a local legend!